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If you could be me for a day, what would you have me do?


...Pervy answers totally encouraged. ;D

Date: 2010-06-07 04:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] morsus-mihi.livejournal.com
OMFG YOU CALLED HIM THE CHIN ILU HAVE MY BABY K?

If I were you? I'd leave Jujubeans a note absolving you of any and all responsibility for your actions, because I was currently using your skin without your permission. Then I? Would go out and flirt with every single cute guy in my path, because I would finally have the boobs and the butt to make a man's tongue hang out. And by a man, I mean someone other than the one I married 'cause he's required by law to love me.

Date: 2010-06-07 08:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deep-red-bells.livejournal.com
BB I WOULD HAVE UR BBS IF I COULD!

Oh FFS, you have better legs and arms than me, woman. Together, we make the perfect woman, you're aware of this, right?

Date: 2010-06-07 08:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] morsus-mihi.livejournal.com
Yes...and when we die, some freako scientist will dig up our bodies, slap my legs and arms on your ass and boobs, and we will become his perfect zombie bride.

Date: 2010-06-07 08:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deep-red-bells.livejournal.com
And Angelina Jolie's lips!

...Or, you know, said mad scientist could just zombiefy Angelina Jolie.

Date: 2010-06-07 08:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] morsus-mihi.livejournal.com
Yes, you're right. Better for us in the end, I think, 'cause we're not dead and corpsified and gross.

Date: 2010-06-07 08:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deep-red-bells.livejournal.com
Yeah, I don't wanna be corpsified and gross.

Date: 2010-06-07 04:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notacargojet.livejournal.com
I don't know, I'd probably just play with your baby. I kind of miss babies.

Date: 2010-06-07 08:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deep-red-bells.livejournal.com
Awww, that's kinda cute.

...You are aware I can run up walls and bench press a Buick, right?

Date: 2010-06-07 08:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notacargojet.livejournal.com
My youngest is going on seven, can you believe that? And of course, my eldest is married. Jesus.

Really? Huh.

Date: 2010-06-07 08:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deep-red-bells.livejournal.com
Wow. You really don't seem old enough for that.

Yep!

Date: 2010-06-07 08:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notacargojet.livejournal.com
Tell me about it. I don't feel old enough.

That's pretty impressive.

Date: 2010-06-07 08:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deep-red-bells.livejournal.com
That's good, then! You still feel young!

Aw, thanks. :)

Date: 2010-06-07 08:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notacargojet.livejournal.com
Well, most of the time. I guess I'm getting up there a bit. My birthday's in a couple weeks. I'll be feeling old then.

Welcome.

Date: 2010-06-07 08:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deep-red-bells.livejournal.com
I think, after we hit 25, we all feel old after our birthdays.

Date: 2010-06-07 08:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notacargojet.livejournal.com
Yeah. I think I'm going to be pretending to be forty again this year.

Date: 2010-06-07 08:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notacargojet.livejournal.com
Thanks. Of course, my family all know, and they'll blab to everyone, I'm sure.

Date: 2010-06-07 08:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bookish-blonde.livejournal.com
Spar with Logan - just to see the look on his face when I almost kick his surly, grumpy!growly ass.

Date: 2010-06-07 08:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deep-red-bells.livejournal.com
HA! That is an awesome answer.

Date: 2010-06-07 08:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bookish-blonde.livejournal.com
It's the only way I'd ever even come close. He's special like that. Poor Gabi - between him and Remy, potential dates are pretty much guaranteed to be scared to even look at her.

Date: 2010-06-07 08:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deep-red-bells.livejournal.com
Oh God, Irina too. Sark will shoot every single one of them.

Date: 2010-06-07 09:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bookish-blonde.livejournal.com
I think Remy would settle for scaring the life out of them. Logan... would probably just go straight for castration. He's taking the whole 'godfather' thing a little too seriously.
Edited Date: 2010-06-07 09:08 pm (UTC)

Date: 2010-06-08 07:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] becomesa-lorax.livejournal.com
I would lift cars and make Phoebe tape it, upload it to the internet, and become famous as a result.

Date: 2010-06-08 04:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deep-red-bells.livejournal.com
Now see, that's more the answer I'd expect!

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