So, I discovered something today. You know how women of a certain body shape have to avoid those flowy empire waist dresses because they make us look pregnant?
I so don't have to worry about that anymore. Cause, you know, I am.
So I bought this.
Silver linings, I find them.
I need to back away from modcloth.com. Because I could buy SO MANY DRESSES.
There's this one that looks like it came from the set of Mad Men, and these two little black dresses, and this one which is cute, and this one that...I would never wear unless it was for Halloween or something, but I still want it.
I don't need them, though. I really, really don't.
--Rainbow striped cuffed leg warmers
--Opaque thigh highs with lace back
--Grey super long leg warmers
--Over the knee striped toe socks
--Long scrunchable socks
--Cozy looking thigh high stocking socks
--Black fingerless gloves
--Fuzzy purple toe socks
--Black fishnet arm warmers
--White cotton leg warmers
--Pink and black striped fingerless gloves
--Fishnet stockings with back seam bows
--Emerald green fingerless arm warmers
--Crochet thigh highs
--Black lack garter belt
--Vertical striped thigh highs
--Chevron thigh highs
--Marbled thigh high socks
--Fuzzy leg warmers
--Opaque spotted thigh highs with a BOW
--Chenille fingerless gloves
--Ruffle top thigh highs
--Corset back thigh highs
--Ribbon and lace trim stockings
So, despite the very piratey look (or maybe because of it?) I WANT THESE.
And also these.
And, I am happy to say, Betsey Johnson ALMOST redeems herself in my eyes with these.
And then there are these, and these, and oh my God someone take the internet away from me or at least my credit cards.