http://morsus-mihi.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] morsus-mihi.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] deep_red_bells 2008-12-03 03:14 pm (UTC)

Re: insane demands from bridezilla-in-training

YOU FORGOT TO CALL ME LING, YOU WHORE! I MADE THE NOISE AND EVERYTHING!!! BRAN MUFFINS FOR YOU!!!,

It's my day, too. Why? I'm so responsible for you two hooking up. How? Because I made you cool enough to get noticed by Hotty McSuave, that's how.

My married name pwns your married name. I HAVE SPOKEN.

Love and SAKEEEEEEEEEEEE,
Evil Tucker Super Medical Private LING YOU WHORE!!!!

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