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[deep_red_bells]

Claire,

Need to ask you something, kiddo.

--B




Annie,

Just letting you know you're my maid of honor, bitch. I'm not asking I'm telling. NO OPTION! NO SOUP FOR YOU! MASTER CHIEF SAY SO!

--B



Hank,

I know it's been a rough time lately, but you're still gonna be a bridesmaid in my wedding...right? I promise no ugly colors or abominations of shoes.

--B

Comments

Re: wedding

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Hank,

I didn't need to know that. :p

This is true, I wish it wasn't so damned cold here. Other than the cold, I think I could learn to like it. I hate being cold.

Both is good too. I don't get the big deal about the big ass tree either. God, I'm such a Scrooge.

Bridesmaids dresses? Not yet. I can't find any that I like, but I'm looking. And no you can't help, that's forbidden in bridesmaid-dom.

<3,
B

Re: wedding

[hank-callahan.livejournal.com]

B,

Grossing you out about my sex life is my final parting shot at being a total fucking bitch...so yes, Joe's good in bed. Deal.

Cold's not so bad...but I grew up in Motown. We need a SoCal Christmas, yo. Los Angeles or fucking bust.

Whatever, yo...but if you make me wear ruffles or pink or some shit, I'll...well, I'll wear it, but I'll get explicit for a year when I gross you out about my sex life. Swear to God.

Love ya,
HDC

Re: wedding

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Hank,

I could start in on my sex life too, you realize. It's a two way street.

I grew up in Corpus. It's a coastal city. Anything below fifty degrees is fucking freezing for me. Apparently Julian likes the snow, and skiing and ice skating. I'm so doomed.

No pink. I was thinking a neutral color. My dress will be champagne colored and I want the whole wedding to have this feeling of soft candlelight and elegance.

<3
--B

Re: wedding

[hank-callahan.livejournal.com]

Bee,

After spending more time around Terry and Karina than you have? I just might be able to take it...then again, I'd rather not test it. I'll find some other way to be obnoxious for my own personal amusement.

Gimme five minutes and a pair of skates? I'll teach you to love it. I grew up playing no-rules ice hockey in the winter. We'll make you a snow bunny yet.

That actually sounds really cool...just give Annie my crown, I don't want one. She just texted me with some shit about princess tiaras. I'm blaming you.

Love ya,
HDC