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[deep_red_bells]

Claire,

Need to ask you something, kiddo.

--B




Annie,

Just letting you know you're my maid of honor, bitch. I'm not asking I'm telling. NO OPTION! NO SOUP FOR YOU! MASTER CHIEF SAY SO!

--B



Hank,

I know it's been a rough time lately, but you're still gonna be a bridesmaid in my wedding...right? I promise no ugly colors or abominations of shoes.

--B

Comments

Re: insane demands from bridezilla-in-training

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Dear Evil Betty Turcker Super Medical Private FIRSTCLASSZOMG,

Will not, beotch! It's MY DAY!

Lazarey legally, Sark in conversation, probably. Did I mention how fucking cool it is that I get to have an alias? XD

Love and gopher chucks,
Chosen Church of the Tonguey

Re: insane demands from bridezilla-in-training

[morsus-mihi.livejournal.com]

YOU FORGOT TO CALL ME LING, YOU WHORE! I MADE THE NOISE AND EVERYTHING!!! BRAN MUFFINS FOR YOU!!!,

It's my day, too. Why? I'm so responsible for you two hooking up. How? Because I made you cool enough to get noticed by Hotty McSuave, that's how.

My married name pwns your married name. I HAVE SPOKEN.

Love and SAKEEEEEEEEEEEE,
Evil Tucker Super Medical Private LING YOU WHORE!!!!