[The10spot] 104: 10 lessons you learned from Disney Movies

[deep_red_bells]

1) Aladdin: Keep your promises and evil Viziers won't screw with your friends. Also, magic carpets own.
2) Beauty and the Beast: Chicks who read are awesome, even if people think they're strange.
3) The Little Mermaid: Right, so I really hated this movie because the only lesson it seemed to teach was "You're not good enough the way you are for the guy you want, so change." Screw that. The music was awesome, though.
4) Mulan: Yes, stupid world run only by those with penises, women can kick ass too.
5) Finding Nemo: When life gets you down, just keep swimming. Also, fish are friends, not food.
6) The Incredibles:  You can be special in ways the world may never fully understand and still have a life. It might not be a textbook, normal life, but you don't have to hide who you are.
7) Pirates of the Caribbean: Was a there a lesson to that movie other than Johnny Depp is extremely hot in eyeliner? If there was, I think I missed it.
8) Mary Poppins: Thank God I'm not British.
9) The Lion King: Sometimes destiny is a bitch, but running from it doesn't solve anything.
10) Enchanted: Oh, so you were aware just how badly most of your heroines sucked all these years. Good to know.

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[hank-callahan.livejournal.com]

You both work too hard, you can't admit when you're WRONG...you never go out and have fun...if Blondie Bear weren't hanging in our crib, you'd never go out for shit. Admit it.

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[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

I like staying home with my books. I like my quiet time. So what?

-HACKED- [locked]

[love-inchains.livejournal.com]

Kid's got a point, Bee.

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[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

No, she doesn't. I am not a sixteen year old kid that needs to go out to clubs every damn night. It's called being a grownup. What I REALLY need is my own apartment and a damned job.

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[hank-callahan.livejournal.com]

Add a half dozen cats, and you're officially a spinster. With a boyfriend.

I'm right and you know it, *Dad.*

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[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

I don't like animals enough to have half a dozen cats. A dog, maybe, someday. MAYBE. No cats. Cats are evil.

Was there a point to all this besides you being a brat and shoving me at your father, AGAIN?

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[hank-callahan.livejournal.com]

I'm not fucking shoving you at my dad, I'm shoving you both together and OUT THE DOOR. You seriously need to loosen up. You take this whole deal with him WAY too fuckin' seriously...if you're really set on being his friend? Fucking enjoy it, will you?

I think the pole up your ass is even BIGGER than the one up Dad's, swear to God.

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[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

SAME. THING. You're shoving me at him and I don't like it. Yes, I'm his friend. In the same way I'm Denny's friend and Nathan's friend, and we don't exactly go shopping and have mochas together either. Now shut the hell up, mind your own business, and back the hell OFF.