nnnnnnngh

[deep_red_bells]

I so remember now why I hated slaying here. WHERE DO ALL THE FRIGGIN DEMONS COME FROM?!!

I dropped my toast. Why does toast always land butter side down?

I'm tired. 

I need coffee.

And God help me, these are not words I ever EVER thought I'd say, but New York, I miss it.

Comments

[morsus-mihi.livejournal.com]

Cain's only gear is 'douchebag,' and that's why you love him. You attract pretty messed-up men like a magnet, girlie. Then you fuck them, hit them, and stand by them until they're pretty, functional messed-up men. It's your thing.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

...Julian was perfectly functional before he met me, thank you, and my vagina is not some magical cure all for issues.

[morsus-mihi.livejournal.com]

Sark's loverly, this is not me man-bashing? But he's a pretty messed-up dude. This is messed up spotting messed up a mile away. Cain was, too, but now you're marrying Sark and Cain's like your big brother or man Friday or something. You made them better...you have the technology.

...though I firmly believe your vagina is the magical cure for all issues pertaining to puppy ownership. Note the previous allegations to SARKY COO-AGE KTHX.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

I did not--

You know, I could probably kill you and get away with it. Juuuust saying.

[morsus-mihi.livejournal.com]

...I just IM-ed you with the method you could use. Just sayin'...

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

No no, I'd much prefer to, I dunno, poison your muffin with arsenic.

[morsus-mihi.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm...doesn't have the same ring to it. Think of the epitaph, REALLY!