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Apr. 16th, 2010 11:12 am
Naked baby pictures are a must, after all. How else will I embarrass her in front of her first prom date?
Naked baby pictures are a must, after all. How else will I embarrass her in front of her first prom date?
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Mar. 22nd, 2010 08:14 amMy brother's gonna be on TV tonight. You'd best be watching.
L.A. is nice, wish you all were here.
♥
L.A. is nice, wish you all were here.
♥
I am so starting a roller derby team.
WHO'S IN?
WHO'S IN?
BECAUSE CLEARLY IT NEEDED TO BE LICKED. HOW ELSE DO YOU KNOW WHAT PLASTIC TASTES LIKE? THIS IS HOW WE LEARN ABOUT THINGS! BY LICKING THEM!
Also, note her tiny shoes? Yep, she's learning early.
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Jan. 24th, 2010 01:12 pmI've been afraid of changing cause I
built my life around you
but time makes you bolder
children get older
and I'm getting older too
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Dec. 6th, 2009 10:48 pmHow did I EVER slay here? Because right now I NEVER WANT TO GO OUTSIDE AGAIN.
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Oct. 7th, 2009 08:44 pmI apologize in advance for the TMI.
BUT DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN, MY BOOBS HURT SO BAD.
BUT DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN, MY BOOBS HURT SO BAD.
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Oct. 3rd, 2009 11:48 amShe got here last night at 11:28. She weighs six pounds and one ounce, and she's 18 and a half inches long. And she's very red and splotchy and wrinkly. She got my hair, poor thing. Her head's all funny shaped. She's the most gorgeous thing I've ever seen.
I know I should sleep more, but I just can't.
And happy birthday, Mollywog. I had Annie go get your presents from our house and bring them here so I could give them to you.
I know I should sleep more, but I just can't.
And happy birthday, Mollywog. I had Annie go get your presents from our house and bring them here so I could give them to you.
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Sep. 17th, 2009 08:53 pmYou know, I've tried really hard not to bitch, but my back hurts so bad that it's all I can do not to sit here and just, cry uncontrollably.
Cause that'd solve everything, clearly.
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Sep. 15th, 2009 09:02 pmYou know, somehow, hearing the president call Kayne West an asshole made me so very proud to be an American.
Also, if said asshole had interrupted someone his size who could, conceivably, take up for themselves, instead of a 19 year old girl who probably weighs 90 pounds dripping wet and wearing cement shoes, no one would be anywhere NEAR as pissed off.
That concludes any and all of Baileigh's pop culture musings for the day. Thank you for being patient.
