Why Baileigh should not be allowed to watch movies, ever.

[deep_red_bells]

I am so starting a roller derby team.

WHO'S IN?

Comments

[its-notluck.livejournal.com]

OMG ME!

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

AWESOME! You have to pick a name! I'm leaning towards Malice Cullen.

[its-notluck.livejournal.com]

Ohmigod, that's awesome! Oh crap, I suck at names.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

INORITE?? :D

You should go look at the registry of all the derby girl names and get inspiration!

[its-notluck.livejournal.com]

I used the name generator and it said I should go with Jamie Blackenblue.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

That works! :D

[its-notluck.livejournal.com]

Oh, this will be fun! :D

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

I KNOW!!

[its-notluck.livejournal.com]

You know Annie will join! And Hank would if she lived here, the brat!

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Her dad would have to give permission too, cause she's underage.

[its-notluck.livejournal.com]

We could totally talk him into it.

[hank-callahan.livejournal.com]

Dad says I can totally roller derby so long as, and I quote from his crap ass texting, "u dont kill n e body."

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Well DUH. That's a given. Your dad's dumb.

[its-notluck.livejournal.com]

What she said.

The whole point is just...knock them over and make sure they don't win.

[hank-callahan.livejournal.com]

Dad is Dad. And he's full of crap...I wouldn't kill nobody 'less they piss me off. ;p

[texan-housewife.livejournal.com]

*Raises eyebrow* A what, hon?

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Roller derby team! It's a sport!

[texan-housewife.livejournal.com]

How do ya play? Think I'd like it?

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

You put on skates, and you skate around this track, and you try to keep the other team from knocking your scorer down so that your scorer can score more points than the other team's scorer. It's like...part race, part football. Without a ball.

[texan-housewife.livejournal.com]

Sounds dangerous.

I was quite a roller skater when I was a girl. Wonder if I've still got it...

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Only a little bit!

I haven't skated in forever either, I've got some brushing up to do.

[texan-housewife.livejournal.com]

Sounds like fun. Need an old lady on your team, sugar?

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Shoot yeah!

[texan-housewife.livejournal.com]

Well then, looks like I'm in. *Smiles*

[morsus-mihi.livejournal.com]

Only until I'm knocked up. But my name will be Tonya Smarting. 'Cause it'll smart when I STOMP ON BITCHES WITH MY ROLLER SKATES.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

WIN. Mine's Malice Cullen.

[morsus-mihi.livejournal.com]

RAR!!! You rock that non-sparkly badass roller derby mojo!!! HULK SMAASH!!!!

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

NON-SPARKLY MY ASS! Imma wear COPIOUS amounts of glitter with my slutty makeup!

[morsus-mihi.livejournal.com]

CAREFUL!!! I have to wear the slutty makeup 'cause I'm ripping off Tonya Harding. Well...maybe I can do trashy instead of slutty.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Definitely trashy over slutty, yep yep.

[hornrimmed.livejournal.com]

You're going to get my wife killed, aren't you?

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

I swear I'll smash my elbow into the face of anyone that ever knocks her down.

[hornrimmed.livejournal.com]

Mm, thank you.

I'm sure she'll do her share of damage, though.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

You're welcome!

Shoot yeah, I'm counting on it!

[hornrimmed.livejournal.com]

She's surprisingly feisty at times.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

You'll have to help her pick out a good derby girl name.

[hornrimmed.livejournal.com]

Not my area of expertise.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Awww, c'mon!

[hornrimmed.livejournal.com]

Honestly, I wouldn't know where to begin.