![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
(no subject)
Feb. 19th, 2009 08:42 pmListening to Christian Bale say 'fuck' a whole lot to a techno beat? Way more entertaining and catchy than it should be.
Not that I downloaded it or anything. Nope.
Not that I downloaded it or anything. Nope.
Jules would so flash the delivery guy, of course I'd make out with Julian, WHY IS HANK NAKED AND WHY IS ANGEL RECORDING IT?!!
LUKE: And they have those flashlight thingies.
LORELAI: Yeah. That's the right name for those. Flashlight thingies.
LUKE: And Jedi powers of mind control, they can move things, so they're telekinetic, and they hover their jet saucers over molten lava, and they jump and fly around like they're in Cirque du Soleil.
LORELAI: Oh. Coffee, please.
LUKE: But what gives one Jedi knight the edge over the other, huh? The ultimate advantage? They stand on a mound of dirt and declare, "You can't win. I've got the high ground!"
LORELAI: Dude, if he said it, that's the way it is! It's a fictional world.
LUKE: He's four feet up a little slope! And that wipes out all the other guy's powers? The fly, jump around, move things with his brain, use the little flashlight thingy?
LORELAI: You have got to learn the right term for that flashlight thingy.
LUKE: This has been bugging me.
LORELAI: For months! We saw that movie months ago! You've got to let it go!
LUKE: I can't!
LORELAI: George Lucas owns San Francisco now! That's a city! You can't argue with a man who owns a city!
LUKE: All the other guy has to do is scurry on to land and run up the hill a bit, and then he has the high ground. I mean, they can fly jet pods, but they can't scurry?
LORELAI: Go on a website or something, okay? 'Cause there are thousands - no, millions of your kind out there debating all the minutiae of not just this Star Wars movie, but every Star Wars movie.
LUKE: You drag me to see these movies.
LORELAI: No, you wanted to see that movie.
LUKE: So I can't critique it because I wanted to see it?!
LORELAI: That's how it works!
You will take over Japan using only a car that is possessed by the ghost of Napoleon |
 |
| Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com |
Line of the night.
Sep. 23rd, 2008 09:55 pm[Regarding the fact that in the quickstep hold, chests are not supposed to touch]
Derek Hough: Brooke. I can feel your boobies.
Brooke Burke: ...Sorry.
From Buffy
Aug. 6th, 2008 11:17 amYou Are The Godfather Ice Cream |
 Someone crosses you, and they'll end up with a scoop of this in their bed |
Damn right. I'm connected. I know people.
Metacrack ahoy.
Jul. 21st, 2008 04:20 pmBuffy might not realistically win this one.
And yet 87.5% of voters say she will!
...personally I think Superman could kick our asses, but, you know...he's boring.
OOC/Meta/Whatever, it's funny
Jun. 9th, 2008 08:35 pmFound over at Whedonesque.com: Buffy, heroine or genocidal maniac?
I'm intrigued and amused...my muse, however, wants to track the writer down and throw things at their head.
I'm intrigued and amused...my muse, however, wants to track the writer down and throw things at their head.
From Ford and Aryn, cause it's hilarious.
May. 22nd, 2008 11:56 amIf you woke up one morning and found me in your bed, what's the first thing you'd think or say?
