[identity profile] morsus-mihi.livejournal.com 2009-05-25 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
You fell. Scarlett O'Hara fell. Look at what happened to her.

Muffins and chocolate milk?

[identity profile] deep-red-bells.livejournal.com 2009-05-25 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Scarlett fucking O'Hara wasn't a Slayer.

HOME.

[identity profile] morsus-mihi.livejournal.com 2009-05-25 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
You will come to find me a fair and just dictator, Church. Fairer than Cain, more fashionable, and I come with an adorable hubby that will fetch you shiny things. Or yummy things.

So suck it up, biatch, you mummify me 'till school lets out. Don't think I didn't see you talking to Claire about that up there. I wanna be King Tut.

[identity profile] deep-red-bells.livejournal.com 2009-05-25 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Stop trying to make this place fun.

[identity profile] morsus-mihi.livejournal.com 2009-05-25 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Fair and just dictator is fair and just. Don't forget gauze pads, I wanna be Mummy Nicole Smith. BUSTY MUMMY!!!