[The10spot] 101: 10 things about your mother

[deep_red_bells]

I really hate these prompts, but I'm going with 'mother' because honestly, I don't think I could tell you ten things about the glorified sperm donor if I wanted to.

Mother:

1) She's an idiot.
2) Two words: Arrested Development. And no, I don't mean the TV show.
3) She has horrible taste in men...
4) ...and clothing...
5) ...and plastic surgeons...
6) ...and hairdressers...
7) ...and shoes.
8) She never should've been allowed to have a child.
9) She hates to be called 'mom.'
10) I kind of hate her a little.

Comments

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Oh, ew.

[bookish-blonde.livejournal.com]

Hey, I share DNA. Lucky me.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Hey, DNA does not make us who we are...well, it does, but you know what I mean. I'm nothing like my mother, or my father.

[bookish-blonde.livejournal.com]

I know. Still pretty disgusting, though. If I could have picked another family to be related to, believe me, I would have.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Oh, you and me both...though my brother? He's actually pretty all right.

[bookish-blonde.livejournal.com]

Mine, too. I mean, he's an editor for the family publishing company, so he's boring as hell to most people, but still pretty all right. *grins* Funny how that works.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it really is. Of course I just met mine a few weeks ago, but so far? Yeah, he's pretty all right.

[bookish-blonde.livejournal.com]

I've always known mine. This one, anyway. Who knows how many others I could have running around? *smirk* Daddy's had a lot of secretaries.