[The10spot] 101: 10 things about your mother

[deep_red_bells]

I really hate these prompts, but I'm going with 'mother' because honestly, I don't think I could tell you ten things about the glorified sperm donor if I wanted to.

Mother:

1) She's an idiot.
2) Two words: Arrested Development. And no, I don't mean the TV show.
3) She has horrible taste in men...
4) ...and clothing...
5) ...and plastic surgeons...
6) ...and hairdressers...
7) ...and shoes.
8) She never should've been allowed to have a child.
9) She hates to be called 'mom.'
10) I kind of hate her a little.

Comments

[fear-noevil.livejournal.com]

My mom was a junkie ho that could have given two shits about me.

I win.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Really not in the mood, Callahan.

[bookish-blonde.livejournal.com]

Wow, sounds like my mother. Except you're missing the part about screwing the pool boys. *thinks* Though I guess that would fall under horrible taste in men. And I'm absolutely including my father in that.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Oh, I include my father in that too.

My mom hasn't gotten to the 'pool boys' point yet...she hasn't been able to stay with one of the horrid men for long enough to GET to that point.

[bookish-blonde.livejournal.com]

Mine's still with my father, in name, anyway. Loves the money and prestige that comes with being his wife a little too much to leave him. Doesn't stop her from personally interviewing every new hire for pool boy. None of them ever lasted more than a few months.

*shrugs* Doesn't stop my father from going through secretaries like kleenex, either. He likes the short ones. You know, so they can fit in the footwell under his desk on their knees.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Oh, ew.

[bookish-blonde.livejournal.com]

Hey, I share DNA. Lucky me.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Hey, DNA does not make us who we are...well, it does, but you know what I mean. I'm nothing like my mother, or my father.

[bookish-blonde.livejournal.com]

I know. Still pretty disgusting, though. If I could have picked another family to be related to, believe me, I would have.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Oh, you and me both...though my brother? He's actually pretty all right.

[bookish-blonde.livejournal.com]

Mine, too. I mean, he's an editor for the family publishing company, so he's boring as hell to most people, but still pretty all right. *grins* Funny how that works.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it really is. Of course I just met mine a few weeks ago, but so far? Yeah, he's pretty all right.

[bookish-blonde.livejournal.com]

I've always known mine. This one, anyway. Who knows how many others I could have running around? *smirk* Daddy's had a lot of secretaries.