[The10spot] 101: 10 things about your mother

[deep_red_bells]

I really hate these prompts, but I'm going with 'mother' because honestly, I don't think I could tell you ten things about the glorified sperm donor if I wanted to.

Mother:

1) She's an idiot.
2) Two words: Arrested Development. And no, I don't mean the TV show.
3) She has horrible taste in men...
4) ...and clothing...
5) ...and plastic surgeons...
6) ...and hairdressers...
7) ...and shoes.
8) She never should've been allowed to have a child.
9) She hates to be called 'mom.'
10) I kind of hate her a little.

Comments

[fear-noevil.livejournal.com]

My mom was a junkie ho that could have given two shits about me.

I win.

[bookish-blonde.livejournal.com]

Wow, sounds like my mother. Except you're missing the part about screwing the pool boys. *thinks* Though I guess that would fall under horrible taste in men. And I'm absolutely including my father in that.