[The10spot] 101: 10 things about your mother

[deep_red_bells]

I really hate these prompts, but I'm going with 'mother' because honestly, I don't think I could tell you ten things about the glorified sperm donor if I wanted to.

Mother:

1) She's an idiot.
2) Two words: Arrested Development. And no, I don't mean the TV show.
3) She has horrible taste in men...
4) ...and clothing...
5) ...and plastic surgeons...
6) ...and hairdressers...
7) ...and shoes.
8) She never should've been allowed to have a child.
9) She hates to be called 'mom.'
10) I kind of hate her a little.

Comments

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it really is. Of course I just met mine a few weeks ago, but so far? Yeah, he's pretty all right.

[bookish-blonde.livejournal.com]

I've always known mine. This one, anyway. Who knows how many others I could have running around? *smirk* Daddy's had a lot of secretaries.