[The10spot] 10 insults to people you know.

[deep_red_bells]

I've been told that I need to try and be less sweetness and light all of the time, so this is me, trying to be less sweetness and light.

1) Maxie--you are a royal dickhead, grouchy ALL the time, and on occasion you are too stupid to live.
2) Cain--you're downright mean sometimes. You're angry at the world and you lash out way too often at the people who love you.
3) Kiki--you let way too much of your self-worth rely on Max. You need to step up and realize that while you may love him more than life itself, you being beautiful and smart and amazing does not lie on whether or not Max thinks you are.
4) Hank--you are a smartmouthed, mean spirited, spiteful little toe rag, and no, that's NOT a compliment. You're extremely hurtful towards others and it isn't becoming or cool like you seem to think it is. Grow up and get over yourself.
5) Dad--you're a worthless human being.
6) Mom--you NEVER grew up and you never will, and I'm done with you, completely.
7) Peter (of the Lawrence variety, not the Petrelli)--you creep me out majorly and should remove the stick from your ass.
8) Blake--it is NOT all about you and your problems. The last time I checked the world revolved around the SUN, not you.
9) Angie--you act like teenager, which loses a lot of it's charm when you're past thirty.
10) Olivia--you wear entirely too much perfume and I can't breathe around you half the time, and the way you make puppy eyes at Peter (of the Lawrence variety, not the Petrelli) is pathetic. DO something about it if you've got it that badly.

Comments

[big-callahan.livejournal.com]

...I don't mean to be.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Which doesn't change the fact that you are.

[and-twosyllable.livejournal.com]

I really shouldn'tve insulted people who were on my friends list...

[big-callahan.livejournal.com]

I know it don't...but I don't know if I can ever change it.

That's what I mean when I say I don't deserve you. I know more often 'n not, I hurt you and I don't mean to.

I'm sorry for that, baby.

[neversee-inside.livejournal.com]

I will if you will. And by that, I mean get over yourself and marry my dad already. He asked you once...why won't you say yes?

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Whoever said shit like this was catharsis needs to be shot, I feel pretty rotten.

[and-twosyllable.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I already pissed off one friend, didn't insult another friend enough who wants me to do it right and enticed my boyfriend into bed with me.

But complementing people isn't just a piece of cake!

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Do not start that. I didn't say you didn't deserve me or anything even remotely close to it.

I know, I know you're sorry, and you always apologize as soon as you say something out of line. My point is that you don't even seem to be trying to stop saying them.

[big-callahan.livejournal.com]

I do...God knows I do, Bee, but it ain't easy.

It just never stops...there's too much of it. It's like...remember that demon you nailed three months ago? The blood spatter was eating at your skin like acid?

Magnify that by about a hundred. And it's in me, all the time...all this rage, all this hate I can't shake. And no matter how many things I kill, I can't make it stop.

Shit...only time I can even stand it is when I'm lookin' at you. Just looking...and it's like it ain't even there.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

They want you to RE-insult them? :-/ Bow chicka bow wow! ;D

[and-twosyllable.livejournal.com]

J.P. wants me to truly try to insult him. It was quite cute actually, there was sexy cuddling.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Broken record much?

[neversee-inside.livejournal.com]

That's me...the 45 you forgot to stick the donut on.

He asked you. You said no because of me...give it to me straight, woman: if I wasn't around, and he'd asked you, would you have said yes?

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Add SELF-CENTERED to the list of insults. No, it isn't all about you.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

...Why? Awwwww!

[and-twosyllable.livejournal.com]

He feels like I half-assed his insult -- which I did. Yeah...:)

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

So he wants to be genuinely insulted? Okay then. :-/ People puzzle me.

[and-twosyllable.livejournal.com]

Me as well. You coming to our opening, Baileigh?

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Oh, gosh, I hadn't even thought--you really want me to?

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

It has to come from somewhere. You need some kind of catharsis and I don't think looking at me is going to solve things.

I know I'm annoying and I know I'm a bitch sometimes. I'm not talking about the moments you growl at me for being a bitch. Those don't go to the heart because I know I deserve it. It's when I don't deserve it.

[and-twosyllable.livejournal.com]

Everyone's invited, Bea. And there's a free background check for everyone, background check your date, it'll be loads of fun and really, the more people -- the less we suck.

[big-callahan.livejournal.com]

I know it's fucking stupid...but it's true. It really does solve a lot. I mean...look at yourself, Bee. You fight this same game, life's shit on you more 'n once...but you still smile and sass, and not like Kiki. You mean it...all of it. You don't hide behind those smiles, and you can't hide from me.

You're not as annoying as you think, and when you're a bitch and I tell you it's a turn on, I fucking mean it. Even if it pisses me off, I love that about you.

I just wish I knew how to fix whatever the fuck's broken in me...I hate that I ever hurt you, or anyone.

[neversee-inside.livejournal.com]

Fine, not me. Suzy Q. Public.

This is about you and my dad...if there was no kid in the picture, if he'd just randomly asked you to marry him...no ring, no prep, nothing, would you say yes?

Answer the question.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

*LOL* Well, okay! Be there with bells on, then!

[and-twosyllable.livejournal.com]

Great to hear!

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

I don't know. I don't know what I would've said. Actually I take that back, 'I don't know' is probably what I would've said.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

And I love you and I want to help you fix it. And not because I get my stupid little feelings hurt sometimes. Because I want you to be happy.

[and-twosyllable.livejournal.com]

Tonight, grand opening of McKenie/Howlett Investigations! (http://just-makeamove.livejournal.com/36539.html)

Hope to see you there.

[PRIVATE to Baileigh]

[big-callahan.livejournal.com]

You wanna find out?

Re: [PRIVATE to Cain]

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

What?

Re: [PRIVATE to Cain]

[big-callahan.livejournal.com]

You heard me.

I got a handle on my kid...I don't need space, and I got nothing left to cope with outside the norm.

You wanna find out what you'd say?

Re: [PRIVATE to Cain]

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Cain, don't do this, she's just being Hank again, you don't have to indulge her.

Re: [PRIVATE to Cain]

[big-callahan.livejournal.com]

I'd be doing this in public if I was indulging her. This is you and me...not like she'll ever know.

It's just you and me here, Bee. Nobody else.

[big-callahan.livejournal.com]

Baby...I'm happy when I'm with you. I don't think you realize just how much.

Re: [PRIVATE to Cain]

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

I don't...I don't know, just, please don't ask me to marry you on livejournal.

Re: [PRIVATE to Cain]

[big-callahan.livejournal.com]

Okay. (http://big-callahan.livejournal.com/2963.html)