[The10spot] 10 insults to people you know.

[deep_red_bells]

I've been told that I need to try and be less sweetness and light all of the time, so this is me, trying to be less sweetness and light.

1) Maxie--you are a royal dickhead, grouchy ALL the time, and on occasion you are too stupid to live.
2) Cain--you're downright mean sometimes. You're angry at the world and you lash out way too often at the people who love you.
3) Kiki--you let way too much of your self-worth rely on Max. You need to step up and realize that while you may love him more than life itself, you being beautiful and smart and amazing does not lie on whether or not Max thinks you are.
4) Hank--you are a smartmouthed, mean spirited, spiteful little toe rag, and no, that's NOT a compliment. You're extremely hurtful towards others and it isn't becoming or cool like you seem to think it is. Grow up and get over yourself.
5) Dad--you're a worthless human being.
6) Mom--you NEVER grew up and you never will, and I'm done with you, completely.
7) Peter (of the Lawrence variety, not the Petrelli)--you creep me out majorly and should remove the stick from your ass.
8) Blake--it is NOT all about you and your problems. The last time I checked the world revolved around the SUN, not you.
9) Angie--you act like teenager, which loses a lot of it's charm when you're past thirty.
10) Olivia--you wear entirely too much perfume and I can't breathe around you half the time, and the way you make puppy eyes at Peter (of the Lawrence variety, not the Petrelli) is pathetic. DO something about it if you've got it that badly.

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[big-callahan.livejournal.com]

I know it don't...but I don't know if I can ever change it.

That's what I mean when I say I don't deserve you. I know more often 'n not, I hurt you and I don't mean to.

I'm sorry for that, baby.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Do not start that. I didn't say you didn't deserve me or anything even remotely close to it.

I know, I know you're sorry, and you always apologize as soon as you say something out of line. My point is that you don't even seem to be trying to stop saying them.

[big-callahan.livejournal.com]

I do...God knows I do, Bee, but it ain't easy.

It just never stops...there's too much of it. It's like...remember that demon you nailed three months ago? The blood spatter was eating at your skin like acid?

Magnify that by about a hundred. And it's in me, all the time...all this rage, all this hate I can't shake. And no matter how many things I kill, I can't make it stop.

Shit...only time I can even stand it is when I'm lookin' at you. Just looking...and it's like it ain't even there.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

It has to come from somewhere. You need some kind of catharsis and I don't think looking at me is going to solve things.

I know I'm annoying and I know I'm a bitch sometimes. I'm not talking about the moments you growl at me for being a bitch. Those don't go to the heart because I know I deserve it. It's when I don't deserve it.

[big-callahan.livejournal.com]

I know it's fucking stupid...but it's true. It really does solve a lot. I mean...look at yourself, Bee. You fight this same game, life's shit on you more 'n once...but you still smile and sass, and not like Kiki. You mean it...all of it. You don't hide behind those smiles, and you can't hide from me.

You're not as annoying as you think, and when you're a bitch and I tell you it's a turn on, I fucking mean it. Even if it pisses me off, I love that about you.

I just wish I knew how to fix whatever the fuck's broken in me...I hate that I ever hurt you, or anyone.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

And I love you and I want to help you fix it. And not because I get my stupid little feelings hurt sometimes. Because I want you to be happy.

[big-callahan.livejournal.com]

Baby...I'm happy when I'm with you. I don't think you realize just how much.