OK, seriously, what the fuck? I am never outshopped. I never get tired shopping. Hell, I almost never get tired, so seriously, what is going on? Dear body, whatever the hell's wrong with you, please for to be getting over it now, kthnx.

I vaguely remember the lightsaber. I remember the guy that couldn't decide if he was Agent Smith or Obi Wan.

I just don't remember the funny hats.