At least I'm not the friggin' Empress

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You scored as XIX: The Sun This is the happiest card in the deck. It is full of joy and optimism, everything is right with the world. We are as innocent children playing in the fields without care. The Sun brings success, well-being and happiness in all spheres - material, emotional, spiritual -wherever our desires lay.When this card appears in a Tarot spread it indicates success, joy and happiness. Obstacles will be overcome, goals achieved.When badly aspected, it can indicate a stagnation through over-indulgence, too much of a good thing. XIX: The Sun 75% VI: The Lovers 75% 0 - The Fool 75% III - The Empress 69% VIII - Strength 69% II - The High Priestess 63% XV: The Devil 56% XIII: Death 56% XI: Justice 56% IV - The Emperor 50% XVI: The Tower 44% I - Magician 44% X - Wheel of Fortune 19%

Because my boyfriend is an ASSHAT.

...I'm gonna go kill some things.