I'm trying to remember if there was alcohol involved. I suspect yes.

I vaguely remember the lightsaber. I remember the guy that couldn't decide if he was Agent Smith or Obi Wan.

I just don't remember the funny hats.

Fine. FINE. Here.

You are all evil, terrible influences and I do not like you very much right now.

Your Sex Sign is...

You're fierce, forceful, and dominant. Lovers leave your bedroom with a few scratches and bites - if they're lucky! You're a born performer and totally hot. Everyone begs to be your slave. Leo, many people are attracted to your dazzling style. You are always at the center of attention. Heads turn when you enter a room. You are flamboyant, glamourous, and spectacularly attractive. You are known and sought after for her fiecy, forceful lovemaking. You're totally abandoned (and noisy!) in bed. You kick, bite, scratch, and scream with pleasure. You like rough, heavy foreplay - and hot pounding intercourse. You like to play the dominant role in S & M games. One of your strongest sexual traits is your exhibitionism. You adored being watched during sex. (Have a cam in your bedroom yet?) First, you do a slow, sexy strip tease for your lover. You become aroused yourself as you peel off your sparkly thong. You especially like to have mirrors strategically placed so that you can watch yourself perform prolonged oral sex.

'What is your Sex Sign?' at QuizUniverse.com

IT'S NOT TRUE.