[MakeYourList] Excuses, excuses

--Spike did it.
--It's all Spike's fault.
--It was the cold medicine talking.
--Hunger makes my brain stop functioning properly.
--I'm allergic.
--Space aliens, seriously!
--Momentary moment of madness, I swear.
--Nervous twitch?
--Must be the brain aneurysm acting up again.
--[Insert anyone's name here] did it.
--[Insert just about anyone I talk to these days' name here] is a bad influence.
--I'm a slayer.
--Blonde moment, sorry.
--Spike's fault, completely.