Okay. I know I took one of these before. And I did NOT get The Tower.

You are The Tower

Ambition, fighting, war, courage. Destruction, danger, fall, ruin.

The Tower represents war, destruction, but also spiritual renewal. Plans are disrupted. Your views and ideas will change as a result.

The Tower is a card about war, a war between the structures of lies and the lightning flash of truth. The Tower stands for "false concepts and institutions that we take for real." You have been shaken up; blinded by a shocking revelation. It sometimes takes that to see a truth that one refuses to see. Or to bring down beliefs that are so well constructed. What's most important to remember is that the tearing down of this structure, however painful, makes room for something new to be built.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

The worst card you can possibly get.

Nice.

And the worst part is I can't really argue with it.

I will not take the internet meme that seriously. I will not. I will not.

[MYL] 24.2: A list of phrases you use frequently.

--Oh. My. God.
--Seriously?
--Ooops. My bad.
--Pretty please with a cherry on top?
--I'll be your best friend!
--Sweety? Don't make me hurt you.
--Aw, you're so pretty! (Which usually translates into "You are so embarrassingly stupid, thank God you're pretty.")
--Bow chicka bow wow!
--Honestly!
--Trust me. Trust me.
--Ugh, the stupid, it hurts my brain.
--Yaaaaaaaaaaaay!
--Well, this pretty much sucks.
--I'm sorry.
--Damnit.
--Puta madre. (This is usually muttered, though, on occasion, when things aren't going so well, yelled and followed by things even more profane)
--Whatever.


ETA, at a friend's suggestion:

--My eyes, they bleed!
--Ack! Brainscrub, brainscrub!
--Get a room, you two.

ETA #2, at another friend's suggestion:

--New topic!
--FORD!

Um...Annie?

...Are you sleeping with Drew?