If all of the strength and all of the courage come and lift me from this place [locked from Annie]

I've tried. I've tried to be optimistic and hopeful and even let Annie makes jokes about it and I've failed miserably on all fronts.

Tonight is the first night of the full moon and her whole life could just...end. I keep trying to tell myself it doesn't have to be that big of a deal, because it's only three nights out of the month, but it's three nights that she'd have to be locked up, chained down, and alone.

I wouldn't deal well with it.

Everyone keeps telling me not to feel guilty. Put yourself in my place, then tell me you wouldn't feel guilty as hell.

I want the world to be fair. Just once.

I don't think that's too much to ask.

*does the queenly handwave*

Henceforth do I declare with my awesome powers of Grand Poohbah head Slayer person thing of the house, that the kitchen shall be known as...

SASSYLAND!

That is all, thank you. Carry on.

[DM] Things your Daemon loves

A list of things that Ossus loves, dictated to Baileigh by Ossus with occasional notations by Baileigh


--Sparrows and other small birds, I believe the expression is NOM (Poor sparrows. --B)
--Flying around Corpus Christi Bay
--Messing with the seagulls (I really hate it when you do that. They poop on my car. --B)
--Pissing the seagulls off enough that they poop on Baileigh's car (I hate you sometimes. --B)
--Pulling Baileigh's hair to wake her up in the morning (Yes, like when you do that, hatred unending. --B)
--Grooming my feathers
--Popcorn
--Pulling Baileigh's hair to make her feel better
--Reading whatever book she's reading while perched on Baileigh's shoulder, even though she turns the pages too quickly (Learn to read faster, birdbrain. --B)
--Nipping Baileigh's ear when she calls me birdbrain. (OW. --B)

(no subject)

For once, the universe is fair.