Inside jokes with one Beth Ann Woodman
--Use the force, Chosimba.
--This...is CNN.
--It is an evil plan. It is so, so evil.
--COME BACK TO ME, I MADE YOU A MUFFIN!
--Never. Be. ALONE.
--Your toast is burned, and no amount of scraping will remove the black parts.
--Psh, I'm like Superman, I know when I'm needed.
--Bow chicka...wait for it...BOW WOW.
--Shut up, your armor's pink.
--AND I. HATE. BABIES!
--Oh, burn! That was a burn, dude, you got burned, I saw it!
--You are not in our buddy club.
--I feel dizzy!
--...I think I'm going to stop standing up now.
--I can't feel my torso!
--Oooooooh noooooo don't let me tuuuuuuuurn!
--I didn't feel anything!
--Please don't leave me with the horrible doctor.
--Bllllllaaaaaargh.
--WeeeoooweeeooWEEEEoooo
--You suck. You're such a GIRL. You like ribbons in your hair and you want to kiss all the BOYS.
...Okay, seriously, I gotta stop, we could be here all day.