Fail!meme is fail and contradicts itself.

You Are Modest and Nurturing

When You Are Comfortable: You are a shy, quiet person. Underneath your shell, you are compassionate and giving. People find you to be friendly and welcoming. Your home is a place of comfort to them. When You Are At Your Best: You are a conscientious, considerate person. You are a true humanitarian. You value justice and peace. People see you as unselfish and fascinating. You are worldly and sophisticated. You always have something interesting to say. When You Are in a Social Setting: You are a glamorous, social person. You love being the center of attention and an object of adoration. People see you as charming and charismatic. You are naturally dazzling. You are ambitious, and find it easy to get ahead in life.

What Do Your Initials Say About You?

From Claire--it is one of my favorites when I'm, you know, able to drink.

You Are a Martini Woman

Truly classy and refined, you drink like a lady. You know how to hold your liquor, and you always keep your composure. And you demand the same in a guy - especially if he can remain a gentleman while drunk. You prefer to date successful men, who can pay for your quality drinks.

What Kind of Drinking Woman Are You?

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I'm fairly sure that not being able to find my Fergie CD is not a reason to sit here and cry.