[MYL] 82.1. Make a list of ways you've defied stereotypes.

--I do not have big hair
--I have never said the words yee-haw or yipee-ki-yay. Or, if I did, it was sarcasm.
--I have never had cow horns on my car
--I have never owned a cowboy hat
--Or cowboy boots
--Or a pair of Wrangler jeans
--I do not have four-inch long acrylic nails with tacky air brushing
--I speak English perfectly, thank you, now kindly do me the favor of at least attempting to pronounce my maiden name correctly. It's "so-lease." Not "saw-less"
--I don't twang much. Nor do I speak in that weird ghetto Spanish accent you hear from Latina women on Law & Order much.
--No, I'm not an illegal immigrant
--Nor was my mother an illegal immigrant
--Yes, I can pronounce 'nuclear' properly