Annie, I am going to kill your husband very soon. I'm serious.

[deep_red_bells]

Rules that I am laying down about the new puppy:

• It will not be dressed up in any sort of doggy clothing unless it is really, REALLY ridiculously cold outside. Then I might buy it a sweater until it gets a thicker coat so that it doesn't freeze, but it will not be a froofy stupid looking dog sweater with rhinestones that says 'Bitches Love Me' or something. Jesus Christ.
• It will NOT be turned into the gigantic pussy that poor Ruhun has been turned into. HE IS A GERMAN SHEPHERD. He should be at least a LITTLE bit aggressive. OR AT LEAST DIGNIFIED. Not laying there with a 'please God kill me now' expression while letting puppies crawl all over him and bite and yank at his ear.
• IT WILL NEVER BE CARRIED IN A PURSE.
• OR A DOGGY STROLLER.
• It does not get a stupid name.
• Or a stupid looking collar. See above, re: rhinestone sweater. No spikes, either.
• WE ARE NOT KID TRAINING.

That said...



LOOK HOW CUTE THEY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!