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Rules that I am laying down about the new puppy:
- It will not be dressed up in any sort of doggy clothing unless it is really, REALLY ridiculously cold outside. Then I might buy it a sweater until it gets a thicker coat so that it doesn't freeze, but it will not be a froofy stupid looking dog sweater with rhinestones that says 'Bitches Love Me' or something. Jesus Christ.
- It will NOT be turned into the gigantic pussy that poor Ruhun has been turned into. HE IS A GERMAN SHEPHERD. He should be at least a LITTLE bit aggressive. OR AT LEAST DIGNIFIED. Not laying there with a 'please God kill me now' expression while letting puppies crawl all over him and bite and yank at his ear.
- IT WILL NEVER BE CARRIED IN A PURSE.
- OR A DOGGY STROLLER.
- It does not get a stupid name.
- Or a stupid looking collar. See above, re: rhinestone sweater. No spikes, either.
- WE ARE NOT KID TRAINING.
LOOK HOW CUTE THEY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!
