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1) Spike. And I do. On a regular basis.
2) Valkyrie.
3) Every person that uses the phrase 'drop it like it's hot.' Or 'shake it like a polaroid picture.' Or ANYTHING that originated in a rap song.
4) Ethan. Actually he needs the stick forcibly removed from his ass, and a good slap upside the head isn't gonna be enough.
5) Tom Cruise.
6) Paris Hilton.
7) Every executive at FOX.
8) My father.
9) My ex-boyfriend Steven.
10) Marie Osmond.
11) Britney. And her little sister.
12) Hank.
13) Me. Hey, I can admit it.
2) Valkyrie.
3) Every person that uses the phrase 'drop it like it's hot.' Or 'shake it like a polaroid picture.' Or ANYTHING that originated in a rap song.
4) Ethan. Actually he needs the stick forcibly removed from his ass, and a good slap upside the head isn't gonna be enough.
5) Tom Cruise.
6) Paris Hilton.
7) Every executive at FOX.
8) My father.
9) My ex-boyfriend Steven.
10) Marie Osmond.
11) Britney. And her little sister.
12) Hank.
13) Me. Hey, I can admit it.