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AAAANNNIEEEEE.

You stuck Master Chief Sparkles in my luggage!

Did you also slip in the pregnant Barbie in the wedding dress, or was that Drew?

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Guuuuuuiiiiiiiilttttyyyyyyyyyy!

Annie's just as guilty, though, she sewed the wedding dress.

THE PREGNANT BARBIE WAS ALL YOUR IDEA, I JUST SEWED THE DRESS 'CAUSE YOU MADE PUPPY EYES AT ME.

And I owned up to it, my sweet.

Yes, but not without implicating me when I'm as much a victim as anyone! After all, I did promise to love, honor, and obey.

YOU NEEDED SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW, SOMETHING BORROWED, AND SOMETHING BLUE. The Barbie is old, the dress is new, Master Chief Sparkles is borrowed, and the thread I used to sew the dress is blue.

I love you, you big fat DORK.

We love you more, you snail-eating future Mrs. Jujubeans. Save me some snails, though, 'kay? I'll be there in three days.

France isn't gonna run out of snails, DORKETTA MCDORKERSON. GET HERE!! I needs my maid-of-honor!!

I AM COMING, CHOSIMBA. WITH NUTS!! And pictures, Drew finished the living room. THE ROOM I LIVE IN IS THE CRANE SCHOOL, CHOSEN.

OMG, really?! I can't wait to see!!

State law requires you to re-enact scenes from the movie in the living room with me when you get home.

I will if that scene is allowed to be the push up bra chant.

That takes place outside the Crane School. We'll have to go out in front to do that.

Damn. This will require a re-watch, you know.

Drew's been working from the DVD, so if nothing else? I have all the facial expressions down pat. Staring at them on 'pause' for days at a time will do that to you.

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