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A package is delivered to the home of Rian Baxter, containing two boxes hidden under a massive amount of pink loosefill peanuts, both wrapped in violently pink, sparkly wrapping paper and decorated with Hello Kitty stickers and curling gold ribbon. One package is longer and slender and contains this. The other is small and square and contains this.

There is also a handmade card, also pink and made with glitter pens:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

So, tacky shoes are kind of ridiculously expensive, as much as I would've LOVED to send you the purple abominations, I thought these were pretty and cool and looked like Rian. Guitars and handcuffs, can't go wrong, right?

Have a good one, doll, you deserve it.

--Bee