[The10spot] 114: 10 lessons you learned in school.

[deep_red_bells]

10 lessons I learned in "Slayer School"

1) Stick them with the pointy end.
2) Don't get cocky. All it takes is for them to have a good day.
3) Half the crap Spike taught me was completely wrong and I had more bad habits than a junkie.
4) The other half of the crap he taught me, however, was apparently freakin' brilliant.
5) Slaying is not pretty or neat. There's no place for it. Hit hard, hit fast, and make damn sure it's not gettin' back up.
6) By ourselves we're formidable. Working together we're unstoppable.
7) Slayers don't work together very well, at all.
8) Watchers: sometimes very nice to look at (these days, at least), often irritating, ultimately very necessary.
9) Magic: very pretty. Also very deadly, very scary, very complicated, and something to be respected.
10) Living in a house full of other Slayers: fun, for a few days. Not so much after that.