There is a Spongebob Squarepants song that fits every single person I know.
Yep, you read that, and now you can't un-read it. So there. Ha. :P
NO, SERIOUSLY.
This one totally goes out to Sylar, Adam, and Julian.
And
this one to Claire.
And
this one to Hank.
And
this one to Annie.
And
this one to Peter.
And
this one to Julian (YOU'RE MY PERFECT KRABBY PATTY, BABY!).
And
this one to Tommy and all his fellow hopeifying people (OBAMA IS TOTALLY ONE OF YOU, ISN'T HE?!! JUST ADMIT IT!!). :P
...I'm gonna stop there before I get in trouble. (though come on,
this one is totally also relevant)
....Yeah, I need a hobby. :P