Men: pretty but so stupid sometimes.
Sep. 6th, 2008 09:45 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
deep_red_bellsCallahan, just cave already. I'm going to lose my voice soon and then? I'll have to resort to constantly punching you in the shoulder. So unless you want to hear the NEXT 100 reasons AND be bruised for days, just take the kid, sign the little paper and let her do it already.
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Date: 2008-09-06 03:59 pm (UTC)*why yes, he IS ignoring the subject at hand, thank you very much...*
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Date: 2008-09-06 04:04 pm (UTC)Number 102: she already has no social life with the being grounded thing, you can at least let her do one fun thing, she saves the world every night, she deserves a little fun.
Number 103: she's a good kid and she's not asking for a tattoo or anything that can't be hidden.
Number 104: it's CUTE, did I show you mine?
Number 105: I asked you to.
Number 106: I'm not gonna leave you alone until you say yes.
Number 107: I can put in traction with my pinky.
Number 108: I asked you to.
Number 109: you can prove to everyone you don't have a massive tree trunk up your ass, which you do, but hey you can fake it.
Number 110: If you don't say yes right now I'm gonna start punching you cause my throat hurts.
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Date: 2008-09-06 04:10 pm (UTC)Seriously, how fucking much is she paying you?!? She's grounded for a reason, and shit like that can get infected in a goddamn cemetery.
Goddamnit, I ain't gonna be badgered into a yes!
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Date: 2008-09-06 04:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-06 04:24 pm (UTC)That fucking...OW!...hurts, goddamnit...OW! STOP!!
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Date: 2008-09-06 04:34 pm (UTC)Damnit Cain, she's a good kid and it isn't gonna hurt anything!! If gets old and decides she doesn't like it she can take it out, it's not permanent, it's JUST A PIERCING, not a pornographic or overly visible one. Her life's probably gonna be short enough as it is--LET HER ENJOY IT. Let her do crazy things! And most of all GIVE IN BEFORE I HAVE TO GO BUY THROAT LOZENGES!!
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Date: 2008-09-06 05:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-06 06:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-06 07:40 pm (UTC)Fucking fine, she can get the damn piercing. Satisfied?
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Date: 2008-09-06 07:42 pm (UTC)Thank you Easter Bunny!
*goes tearing through the house*
HAAAAAANK! TRIP TO THE TATTOO PARLOR BEFORE PATROOOOOOOL!
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Date: 2008-09-06 08:08 pm (UTC)*calls after her* Vince Neil's or the Starlight at Mandalay! No hole in the wall joints that ain't fucking sterile!!!
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Date: 2008-09-06 08:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-06 08:08 pm (UTC)SERIOUSLY?!?!?!
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Date: 2008-09-06 08:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-06 08:14 pm (UTC)You RULE!!! You're AWESOME!!! You fucking ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Date: 2008-09-06 08:16 pm (UTC)Our secret here, but I think he was gonna cave anyway, he just didn't want it getting around that he went quietly.
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Date: 2008-09-06 08:20 pm (UTC)*draws back*
I have a million rings I need to buy. Did you see the one I wanna get you? I blogged about it. And I need belly shirts, lots of 'em. But not for school. Will it itch if I cover it up? Oh my God, I can't wait to show Joe. I'll need to cover up when I patrol, so it doesn't get infected.
*squeals* I'M GETTING MY NAVEL PIERCED!!
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Date: 2008-09-06 08:22 pm (UTC)*squeals and hugs her again, sniffles dramatically*
Mah BAYBEE! All grown up and gettin' her first body piercing! I'M SO PROUD!
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Date: 2008-09-06 08:26 pm (UTC)I can't wait until Monday to show Joe. I seriously can't. I wish he could come, but then he'd have to come on patrol, too, and...yeah, he's never done that.