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[deep_red_bells]

10 things you find funny about election years.

1) SNL suddenly has a ton of material to work with.
2) The politicians make such idiots out of themselves that really, they don't NEED to be mocked.
3) The debates. They're hilarious.
4) The Daily Show and The Colbert Report. Even better during elections.
5) Hearing all these 'political experts' argue on CNN.
6) Listening to everyone else argue. Give me popcorn, really, it's the best show on earth.
7) Watching the candidates try to court the religious folks by lying through their teeth about their practices and beliefs.
8) Listening to the religious folks debate whether or not Obama is the Antichrist. Or really, just talk about how evil the Democrats are in general.
9) Watching the current president (if, of course, they've already served their two terms) take on that 'fuck it, I'm out in x amount of months' attitude towards current problems and situations. Because something always seems to crop up right before they leave office.
10) The posturing and ass-kissing that goes on. Always good for a laugh.


You're EXPECTING! 10 names you would name your child. (5 boy/5 girl).

Before or after I shot myself in the head? (Kidding, but seriously, NO. Baileigh's womb is not open for business. So in the highly unlikely situation:

Girl names
1) Ileana Marie
2) Dahlia Christine
3) Gabriella Denise
4) Cassandra Rose
5) Isabella Dawn

Boy names (would be left completely up to the S.O., but I like the following)
1) Alexander Reese
2) Mason Lee
3) Dawson Andrew
4) Christopher Dean
5) Elias Joaquin


10 people you wouldn't save if they were drowning.

1) Kathy Griffin. GOD, she's annoying.
2) John Mayer. Really, it's enough.
3) Celine Dion. REALLY, enough.
4) Jerry Falwell--wait. He's dead already. Nevermind.
5) Michael Vaughn.
6) Snake Plissken. He stuck a gun in my face, he can save his own self.
7) Michael Vaughn.
8) Bob Bishop. Wait, also already dead. Nevermind.
9) The current president of the United States.
10) Michael Vaughn.

(NOTE: OK, so really? I would never just let someone drown. Drowning is a horrible, horrible way to die.)

(Well, maybe I'd let Michael drown.)

Comments

[hornrimmed.livejournal.com]

I'm a bit upset I missed the chance to kill Bishop myself.

What did he do to you?

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Tortured and imprisoned people that I consider friends. Does not sit well with me at all.

[hornrimmed.livejournal.com]

That about says it all, I think.

He tried to take my daughter.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Not a nice guy at all.

[hornrimmed.livejournal.com]

You don't know him like I did. That's an understatement.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you're right. I've only ever heard Adam rant about him.

[hornrimmed.livejournal.com]

Mm. I worked for him for fifteen years. Of course, what that says about me...

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

That you worked for a very not nice man?

[hornrimmed.livejournal.com]

I did what he told me to. I helped him.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Not your shining moments, then.

[hornrimmed.livejournal.com]

No.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

I'll try not to hold it against you.

[hornrimmed.livejournal.com]

Thank you.