OMGWTFDEMON?! Sorry, weird mood today. :P
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deep_red_bellsYour result for The Japanese Demon Profile Test...
Tengu
You scored 11 in Malice and 22 in Chaos!
Tengu are birdlike demons which inhabit the woodlands and mountains. They come in two classes: Higher tengu and lower tengu. Higher tengu occupy their own kingdoms which mirror those of humans; they dress in fancy clothes, beautiful silks, and wear jewelry and crowns. Lower tengu are little more than bird/human hybrids who flit from tree to tree and serve the higher tengu. Both higher and lower tengu have red faces and long noses.
Tengu are very mischievous creatures who love to torment humans-- not out of cruelty, but because they find practical jokes amusing. They often interrupt those who take their work seriously in media res by swooping down and hanging their 'victims' on tree limbs by their pants. They have a very strange sense of humor. At times, however, they can overstep the boundaries of good taste and cause genuine harm, as in cases where they kidnap and traumatize children.
Tengu are also fierce warriors and highly skilled archers and hunters; they will gladly take any worthy humans as disciples and train them to be good rulers and soldiers. They will also teach supernatural arts to priests, although at a cost; those who use these newly acquired supernatural powers for their own benefit become tengu themselves.
Tengu are very mischievous creatures who love to torment humans-- not out of cruelty, but because they find practical jokes amusing. They often interrupt those who take their work seriously in media res by swooping down and hanging their 'victims' on tree limbs by their pants. They have a very strange sense of humor. At times, however, they can overstep the boundaries of good taste and cause genuine harm, as in cases where they kidnap and traumatize children.
Tengu are also fierce warriors and highly skilled archers and hunters; they will gladly take any worthy humans as disciples and train them to be good rulers and soldiers. They will also teach supernatural arts to priests, although at a cost; those who use these newly acquired supernatural powers for their own benefit become tengu themselves.
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Date: 2008-10-16 10:08 pm (UTC)Hisashi Kobayashi, at your service. But call me Sashi. It's way more adorable.
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Date: 2008-10-17 01:45 am (UTC)Second? We could go out, get wasted, and cause trouble. Also a fan.
Third? Less of a fan, but it sure as hell ain't boring: how'd you like to learn a thing or two about how to swing a sword?
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Date: 2008-10-17 01:57 am (UTC)You got potential, Slayerella. I can see it in your eyes, the fire. You're not dark, like the rest of 'em. You got style, flair, panache...light. I got knowledge to offer, little girl, and if you catch me in the right mood? My rates are pretty cheap.
If you want to be a warrior worthy of respect, fear, and the adoration of your enemies? I can make you one.
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Date: 2008-10-17 02:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-17 05:22 pm (UTC)Anyway, like I said: cheap. How's the basic honor debt sound to you? I teach, you owe me a favor. Big one. I'll call it like this, you promise to do any one thing I ask of you? And I promise not to make it icky.
I'll even warn you about how not to end up turning yourself into a demon. See what a nice guy I am?
Tch...demon...
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Date: 2008-10-17 05:45 pm (UTC)...I don't know. Some serious wary on my part over here.
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Date: 2008-10-19 03:32 pm (UTC)Look, if you stop being such a party pooper? I deal baccarat at Caesar's Palace. Look me up, I'm the only Hisashi Kobayashi working there. We'll hook up. You'll be nigh on invincible. It'll be a thing.
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Date: 2008-10-19 04:40 pm (UTC)Who's your Watcher? Maybe if we ask real pretty, they might let you out to play, little girl.
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Date: 2008-10-19 05:26 pm (UTC)Little. Girl.
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