Cause, honestly, I don't care how great it makes my waist look, I can't draw in AIR. NEED AIR.

[deep_red_bells]

Potentially major problem with Halloween party costume: can't breathe in it. This cinch thing might have to go. Oxygen is more important.

On the plus side, I get why dominatrix do this. Just putting on the catsuit kind of makes me want to take a riding crop to someone's backside. Rawr.

Comments

[its-notluck.livejournal.com]

........

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

CATWOMAN. Catwoman I'm going as Catwoman! Not a dominatrix! There's just a catsuit involved!

*is going to hide now*

[its-notluck.livejournal.com]

Because there is a difference?

*Trying not to snicker*

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Personally I don't think so. Look, Adam roped me into this, mkay? I'd have been perfectly happy to do something that didn't involve latex and a whip.

[its-notluck.livejournal.com]

Sure, you wouldn't! You just want to blame poor Adam who....I was going to say doesn't have a devious bone in his body but I started to giggled.

[holding-the-saw.livejournal.com]

You're still in New York, correct? There's a tailor on 5th and Vine, not far from Brooklyn. He does some work for my father and actually did some costume work for me when I was in college. He might be able to make an adjustment that will allow you to wear it more comfortably. He's a genius with leather.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Well. Erm...

[hornrimmed.livejournal.com]

A riding crop? Really?

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't actually have one of those, I have a whip. I'm going as Catwoman. I think I'd prefer a riding crop. More control?

[hornrimmed.livejournal.com]

Shall I get you one?

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

While you have the credit card out? Sure, go for it.

[hornrimmed.livejournal.com]

All right, then.

[mabofwinterdark.livejournal.com]

No pain, less pleasure.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

It's like...I dunno. I kind of looked in the mirror and went "Oh...damn." Not that I looked hot necessarily, just badass.

[mabofwinterdark.livejournal.com]

You're making me miss another part of my wardrobe I can't wear any more.

But you should definitely give yourself the chance to enjoy it somehow.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Aw, I'm sorry!! I'll hush.

I plan to. I paid enough for this thing that it's getting more use than Halloween.

[mabofwinterdark.livejournal.com]

Don't worry about it dear, everything this time of year is bound to.

I'm sure it will more than pay for itself over time.

[elementof-risk.livejournal.com]

*smirks*

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, pretty boy. I'm looking at you.

[elementof-risk.livejournal.com]

Do I appear to be complaining in the least?

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Only cause I haven't got ahold of you yet.

[changehistory.livejournal.com]

Do you know what I had to do to get one that wasn't horrifyingly cheap looking?

We're talking custom design.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

I bought a latex catsuit. A latex. Catsuit. With a CINCH. I may not be able to breathe all night. And a whip. You get no sympathy from me.

Does it look cool?

[changehistory.livejournal.com]

But you will look amazing?

Very.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Yes, because that's a fair trade for oxygen! Seriously, how did they manage the corsets back in the day? I feel a great deal of understanding for Elizabeth Swann right now. I'd want to be a pirate too. Okay, yeah, I look hot.

Awesome. I bet you can breathe in yours.