13 People you think deserve to be slapped upside the head.

1) Spike. And I do. On a regular basis.
2) Valkyrie.
3) Every person that uses the phrase 'drop it like it's hot.' Or 'shake it like a polaroid picture.' Or ANYTHING that originated in a rap song.
4) Ethan. Actually he needs the stick forcibly removed from his ass, and a good slap upside the head isn't gonna be enough.
5) Tom Cruise.
6) Paris Hilton.
7) Every executive at FOX.
8) My father.
9) My ex-boyfriend Steven.
10) Marie Osmond.
11) Britney. And her little sister.
12) Hank.
13) Me. Hey, I can admit it.

[TheLucky13] 2.1: 13 Superstitions/habits

1) Left shoe goes on first. Likewise left stocking and left pants leg and left leg into the underwear. Always. I don't know why.
2) Hair twirling. I really need to break this, I'm sure it makes me look like a ditz (that I am one is hardly the point, m'kay?). The hair's just there and messing with it gives me something to do with my hands.
3) I refuse to give up on a book until I've read at least a hundred pages. If I get to page 100 and it's still not grabbing me, I have no problems putting it down, but I've yet to walk away from a story before that page.
4) Biting my lower lip. If I'm really stressed I'll bite it 'til it bleeds. I need to stop that.
5) Swearing in Spanish. I'll swear in English, don't get me wrong, but when I get really, really pissed (which doesn't happen often), it all comes out in Spanish. Comes out sometimes during sex, too.
6) Crossing myself before driving over a bridge. I hate bridges.
7) Chewing my thumbnail. Just my thumbnail, all other nails are safe. The thumbnails get slightly gnawed.
8) Humming/singing to myself. It drives people crazy, and I'm sorry, I can't help it, I'm not even aware I'm doing it.
9) Running the same path every day. I'm gonna be really bummed when I have to move and make a new route.
10) Pen clicking. If there's an ink pen in my hand, it gets clicked constantly. Someday someone will kill me over this, I just know it. Death by ink pen to the temple, that'll be my fate.
11) My makeup has to be put on in a certain order. If I get out of order it throws me and there's no telling what I'll end up looking like.
12) Crunching ice. People tell me this is a sign of sexual frustration. I say I just like ice.
13) Chapstick application. I have God knows how many tubes of chapstick laying around the house, in my car, in my locker at work. I need something to counteract the lip biting, I guess.