[MYL] 31.1: A list of bribes
Jul. 10th, 2008 12:54 pmBribes used on the girls
--I'll be your bestest best friend.
--I'll let you borrow my shoes
--I'll let you drive.
--You can have first weapon pick.
--I'll buy you a drink.
Bribes used on Spike should pouting and lower lip quivering fail
--I'll buy the whiskey.
--I'll go pick up the blood this week.
--I won't smack you the next time you're being a dick.
--I'll give you back your coat (that one works every. Single. TIME.)
Bribes used on Julian should eyelash batting and pouting fail (and they pretty much always do fail, damnit)
--I'll wear those boots.
--I'll break out the handcuffs.
--I'll do that [censored to protect the innocent] that you like so much.
--Striptease?
--Lapdance?
--All of the above?