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1) Hearts are made to be broken.
2) Promises are made to be broken.
3) Everyone leaves eventually.
4) Death sucks.
5) Dislocated joints hurt like hell.
6) Certain types of demon blood are acidic and will totally ruin shoes.
7) And clothing.
8) Tequila is of the devil.
9) Getting thrown off of a two story building hurts like hell.
10) No, it doesn't taste like chicken.
2) Promises are made to be broken.
3) Everyone leaves eventually.
4) Death sucks.
5) Dislocated joints hurt like hell.
6) Certain types of demon blood are acidic and will totally ruin shoes.
7) And clothing.
8) Tequila is of the devil.
9) Getting thrown off of a two story building hurts like hell.
10) No, it doesn't taste like chicken.