nnnnnnngh

[deep_red_bells]

I so remember now why I hated slaying here. WHERE DO ALL THE FRIGGIN DEMONS COME FROM?!!

I dropped my toast. Why does toast always land butter side down?

I'm tired. 

I need coffee.

And God help me, these are not words I ever EVER thought I'd say, but New York, I miss it.

Comments

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

OMFG, ANNIE. YOU DO NOT JOKE ABOUT FUCKING WITH SOMEONE'S COFFEE. THAT IS LIFE BLOOD. THAT IS NOT A JOKING MATTER.

...SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS UP WITH THE PARAMORE?!

[morsus-mihi.livejournal.com]

IT IS WHEN CHURCH IS BEING CABOOSEIFIED AND HAS BURNT TOAST. YOUR TOAST IS BURNED, BEE, AND NO AMOUNT OF SCRAPING CAN REMOVE THE ICKY BLACK PARTS.

Cain gave me RIOT for Christmas, he said Haley Williams reminded him of me! She's cute as a button! MY BRUDDER IN LAW LUVS ME, SO I CRANK HIS PREZZY. SHUT IT.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Bitch please, you're way cuter than her. She has orange hair. You should've hit him.

[morsus-mihi.livejournal.com]

He was TRYING to be nice to me. Not everyone says 'I love you' to Cain by smacking him stupid, Bee. Some of us hug him 'til his ribs crack. Literally.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

I do not hit him to say I love him, I hit when he's being a douchebag, it's not my fault that that's often. :P

[morsus-mihi.livejournal.com]

Cain's only gear is 'douchebag,' and that's why you love him. You attract pretty messed-up men like a magnet, girlie. Then you fuck them, hit them, and stand by them until they're pretty, functional messed-up men. It's your thing.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

...Julian was perfectly functional before he met me, thank you, and my vagina is not some magical cure all for issues.

[morsus-mihi.livejournal.com]

Sark's loverly, this is not me man-bashing? But he's a pretty messed-up dude. This is messed up spotting messed up a mile away. Cain was, too, but now you're marrying Sark and Cain's like your big brother or man Friday or something. You made them better...you have the technology.

...though I firmly believe your vagina is the magical cure for all issues pertaining to puppy ownership. Note the previous allegations to SARKY COO-AGE KTHX.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

I did not--

You know, I could probably kill you and get away with it. Juuuust saying.

[morsus-mihi.livejournal.com]

...I just IM-ed you with the method you could use. Just sayin'...

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

No no, I'd much prefer to, I dunno, poison your muffin with arsenic.

[morsus-mihi.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm...doesn't have the same ring to it. Think of the epitaph, REALLY!