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[voicemail left for Annie--furious Baileigh is furious]

Those vampires that attacked Claire knew what she could do, before they even saw her heal. Do I even need to tell you the ways that this is bad? I hope not. So everything you know? You better be fucking telling me, post-fucking-haste RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. I've had enough of this 'protect the poor pregnant woman from the bad bad stuff' BS.

[voicemail left for Spike]

Look, I know this is supposed to be happy fun vacation times for you and Amelia? But there's a situation. I'm worried about Claire and I'm--it's our sort of stuff, and I can't DO anything, Spike. I'd feel much, much better if you could be here like...immediately? I asked Adam, and he said as long as there's no gambling with the kittens of course you guys are welcome. I told him the kitten thing was way in the past, and do me a favor and don't make a liar out of me about that, okay?

I just really need you around right now. Before I stress myself into an early labor.

That was a joke. Mostly.

Date: 2009-08-24 06:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] morsus-mihi.livejournal.com
[voicemail left for Bee...yeah, she saw this coming a mile away]

Okay, Church, you're forcing me to be Doc and I don't like it. You are not allowed to step on Tucker's gross baby's neck and shoot it in the head I don't care how you roll.

Let's inform, then review: The Trymeran Codex is kind of a Cliff Notes version of demonic clan identification. What symbols identify what demons. The vamp that bit Claire had a tattoo I can't quite place, hence the Codex. If I can ID the tat, I can figure out who the fuck that loser's working for and cut this snake's freakin' head off.

I. Am not. Protecting you. From DICK. So take a frickin' chill pill already, I'll call you when I have something to point and shoot at.

Love you! MWAH!

Date: 2009-08-24 01:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deep-red-bells.livejournal.com
[voicemail shot back because clearly they fail at actually talking on the phone]

Nooooo no no no no, woman. You will get your ass over here and I will help you dig through that Codex because I'm not taking any chances on lack of communication again. And we're keeping Claire under lock & key because they're gonna be after her.

Fine, you're not protecting me, but no one's been keeping me in the loop. I don't care if I'm retired, I stay in that goddamned loop.

Date: 2009-08-24 01:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] morsus-mihi.livejournal.com
[voicemail left at the asscrack of dawn because she roused Drew to make the drive on up there]

Whatever, Church, you're already loopy didn't you know that? Not as loopy as Caboose, but still...

Speaking of Caboose, warn Adam that he's gonna have a temperamental artist commandeering his fabulous house again. Drew's packing, I'm studying, I'll see you in a few hours. And just to keep you in the loop? Drew's currently stumbling around in his underwear, packing a bag and scratching himself.

Hey, you asked. [giggling] See ya soon!

Date: 2009-08-24 06:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] follow-my-blood.livejournal.com
[voicemail left for Bee]

I've not gambled kittens in years, for one. For another, Mia'd kick my arse if I did.

For another, once Terry was done having fits over Annie's bloody run in, she got to work researching...yeah, heard about that from her mum. We'll get to work when we arrive, yeah? Like old times, you 'n me.

Get some rest t'night, I'll be there come tomorrow. Relax, you 'n the little bit. We're on the case.

Date: 2009-08-24 01:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deep-red-bells.livejournal.com
[return voicemail]

Have I told...you lately...that I love you...

Okay, sorry. I'll be here, sitting on Claire. Figuratively.

Date: 2009-08-24 01:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] follow-my-blood.livejournal.com
[return PHONE CALL this time, because Spike fails far less at actually contacting his best friend than Annie does]

Well, it can't be too bad if you're singing Rod Stewart at me, then.

Date: 2009-08-24 01:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deep-red-bells.livejournal.com
Would you prefer Bette Midler?

Date: 2009-08-24 01:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] follow-my-blood.livejournal.com
Pet, do I look like bloody Angel?! Have the decency to sing "Baby, I Love You," at least Joey-bleedin'-Ramone covered that one.

Date: 2009-08-24 01:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deep-red-bells.livejournal.com
I thought Manilow was his thing?

Date: 2009-08-24 01:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] follow-my-blood.livejournal.com
Yeah, well...wouldn't put it past the sod.

Date: 2009-08-24 01:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deep-red-bells.livejournal.com
Truthfully, I wouldn't either.

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