From The Chin

[deep_red_bells]

If you could be me for a day, what would you have me do?

...Pervy answers totally encouraged. ;D

Comments

[morsus-mihi.livejournal.com]

OMFG YOU CALLED HIM THE CHIN ILU HAVE MY BABY K?

If I were you? I'd leave Jujubeans a note absolving you of any and all responsibility for your actions, because I was currently using your skin without your permission. Then I? Would go out and flirt with every single cute guy in my path, because I would finally have the boobs and the butt to make a man's tongue hang out. And by a man, I mean someone other than the one I married 'cause he's required by law to love me.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

BB I WOULD HAVE UR BBS IF I COULD!

Oh FFS, you have better legs and arms than me, woman. Together, we make the perfect woman, you're aware of this, right?

[morsus-mihi.livejournal.com]

Yes...and when we die, some freako scientist will dig up our bodies, slap my legs and arms on your ass and boobs, and we will become his perfect zombie bride.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

And Angelina Jolie's lips!

...Or, you know, said mad scientist could just zombiefy Angelina Jolie.

[morsus-mihi.livejournal.com]

Yes, you're right. Better for us in the end, I think, 'cause we're not dead and corpsified and gross.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I don't wanna be corpsified and gross.

[notacargojet.livejournal.com]

I don't know, I'd probably just play with your baby. I kind of miss babies.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Awww, that's kinda cute.

...You are aware I can run up walls and bench press a Buick, right?

[notacargojet.livejournal.com]

My youngest is going on seven, can you believe that? And of course, my eldest is married. Jesus.

Really? Huh.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Wow. You really don't seem old enough for that.

Yep!

[notacargojet.livejournal.com]

Tell me about it. I don't feel old enough.

That's pretty impressive.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

That's good, then! You still feel young!

Aw, thanks. :)

[notacargojet.livejournal.com]

Well, most of the time. I guess I'm getting up there a bit. My birthday's in a couple weeks. I'll be feeling old then.

Welcome.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

I think, after we hit 25, we all feel old after our birthdays.

[notacargojet.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I think I'm going to be pretending to be forty again this year.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

I won't tell on you.

[notacargojet.livejournal.com]

Thanks. Of course, my family all know, and they'll blab to everyone, I'm sure.

[bookish-blonde.livejournal.com]

Spar with Logan - just to see the look on his face when I almost kick his surly, grumpy!growly ass.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

HA! That is an awesome answer.

[bookish-blonde.livejournal.com]

It's the only way I'd ever even come close. He's special like that. Poor Gabi - between him and Remy, potential dates are pretty much guaranteed to be scared to even look at her.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Oh God, Irina too. Sark will shoot every single one of them.

[bookish-blonde.livejournal.com]

I think Remy would settle for scaring the life out of them. Logan... would probably just go straight for castration. He's taking the whole 'godfather' thing a little too seriously.

[becomesa-lorax.livejournal.com]

I would lift cars and make Phoebe tape it, upload it to the internet, and become famous as a result.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Now see, that's more the answer I'd expect!