[The10spot] 104: 10 lessons you learned from Disney Movies

[deep_red_bells]

1) Aladdin: Keep your promises and evil Viziers won't screw with your friends. Also, magic carpets own.
2) Beauty and the Beast: Chicks who read are awesome, even if people think they're strange.
3) The Little Mermaid: Right, so I really hated this movie because the only lesson it seemed to teach was "You're not good enough the way you are for the guy you want, so change." Screw that. The music was awesome, though.
4) Mulan: Yes, stupid world run only by those with penises, women can kick ass too.
5) Finding Nemo: When life gets you down, just keep swimming. Also, fish are friends, not food.
6) The Incredibles:  You can be special in ways the world may never fully understand and still have a life. It might not be a textbook, normal life, but you don't have to hide who you are.
7) Pirates of the Caribbean: Was a there a lesson to that movie other than Johnny Depp is extremely hot in eyeliner? If there was, I think I missed it.
8) Mary Poppins: Thank God I'm not British.
9) The Lion King: Sometimes destiny is a bitch, but running from it doesn't solve anything.
10) Enchanted: Oh, so you were aware just how badly most of your heroines sucked all these years. Good to know.

Comments

[the-corsair.livejournal.com]

8) Mary Poppins: Thank God I'm not British.

Lucky, lucky girl.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

I rather think so! Though Rowling kind of made me wish I was.

[the-corsair.livejournal.com]

No, just no. Continue to be glad that you are not, though, I will admit they have come a long way through the years.