[The10spot] 104: 10 lessons you learned from Disney Movies

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1) Aladdin: Keep your promises and evil Viziers won't screw with your friends. Also, magic carpets own.
2) Beauty and the Beast: Chicks who read are awesome, even if people think they're strange.
3) The Little Mermaid: Right, so I really hated this movie because the only lesson it seemed to teach was "You're not good enough the way you are for the guy you want, so change." Screw that. The music was awesome, though.
4) Mulan: Yes, stupid world run only by those with penises, women can kick ass too.
5) Finding Nemo: When life gets you down, just keep swimming. Also, fish are friends, not food.
6) The Incredibles:  You can be special in ways the world may never fully understand and still have a life. It might not be a textbook, normal life, but you don't have to hide who you are.
7) Pirates of the Caribbean: Was a there a lesson to that movie other than Johnny Depp is extremely hot in eyeliner? If there was, I think I missed it.
8) Mary Poppins: Thank God I'm not British.
9) The Lion King: Sometimes destiny is a bitch, but running from it doesn't solve anything.
10) Enchanted: Oh, so you were aware just how badly most of your heroines sucked all these years. Good to know.

Comments

[msattentionspan]

07 - Pretty sure it also teaches us that the only thing hotter than Orlando Bloom as a Pirate is Orlando Bloom as a Pirate Soaking Wet.

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YES, thank you, I knew I was missing something.

Also, WTF, second movie, add scruff and dirt and suddenly Norrington is sexy?

[msattentionspan]

Eh, I dig a man in uniform, but the dirt scruff was proven way back in the day of that Lord of the Rings movie. I mean I saw that Aragorn guy and was pretty much intrigued. Not enough to sit through three hours or anything, but seeing the commercials for the last one? He looked horrible cleaned up.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

I think the lack of powdered wig upped his sexy factor a lot too, in hindsight.

Oh, yeah, he was. At least at the end.