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deep_red_bells1) Aladdin: Keep your promises and evil Viziers won't screw with your friends. Also, magic carpets own.
2) Beauty and the Beast: Chicks who read are awesome, even if people think they're strange.
3) The Little Mermaid: Right, so I really hated this movie because the only lesson it seemed to teach was "You're not good enough the way you are for the guy you want, so change." Screw that.The music was awesome, though.
4) Mulan: Yes, stupid world run only by those with penises, women can kick ass too.
5) Finding Nemo: When life gets you down, just keep swimming. Also, fish are friends, not food.
6) The Incredibles: You can be special in ways the world may never fully understand and still have a life. It might not be a textbook, normal life, but you don't have to hide who you are.
7) Pirates of the Caribbean: Was a there a lesson to that movie other than Johnny Depp is extremely hot in eyeliner? If there was, I think I missed it.
8) Mary Poppins: Thank God I'm not British.
9) The Lion King: Sometimes destiny is a bitch, but running from it doesn't solve anything.
10) Enchanted: Oh, so you were aware just how badly most of your heroines sucked all these years. Good to know.
2) Beauty and the Beast: Chicks who read are awesome, even if people think they're strange.
3) The Little Mermaid: Right, so I really hated this movie because the only lesson it seemed to teach was "You're not good enough the way you are for the guy you want, so change." Screw that.
4) Mulan: Yes, stupid world run only by those with penises, women can kick ass too.
5) Finding Nemo: When life gets you down, just keep swimming. Also, fish are friends, not food.
6) The Incredibles: You can be special in ways the world may never fully understand and still have a life. It might not be a textbook, normal life, but you don't have to hide who you are.
7) Pirates of the Caribbean: Was a there a lesson to that movie other than Johnny Depp is extremely hot in eyeliner? If there was, I think I missed it.
8) Mary Poppins: Thank God I'm not British.
9) The Lion King: Sometimes destiny is a bitch, but running from it doesn't solve anything.
10) Enchanted: Oh, so you were aware just how badly most of your heroines sucked all these years. Good to know.
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Date: 2008-06-03 05:26 pm (UTC)[locked]
Dude, have you heard him yelling and screaming and cussing? He was quiet when he was all depressed and shit. I mean...you know how he feels, you're still talking to him, and he didn't lose you. I guess he figures he won his lottery, dig it?
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Date: 2008-06-03 05:33 pm (UTC)[locked]
Not really with the digging, no, but all right. So long as you think he's all right, I believe you.
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Date: 2008-06-05 04:45 pm (UTC)I don't think, I know.
I still say you should hang out with him more, though. 'Cause you're both morons, and you're both good for each other.
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Date: 2008-06-05 06:08 pm (UTC)*sighs* Hank...
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Date: 2008-06-05 06:17 pm (UTC)Seriously, I'm not being an asshole! God, you two are exactly alike...
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Date: 2008-06-05 06:23 pm (UTC)Re: locked
Date: 2008-06-05 06:43 pm (UTC)You are peanut butter and motherfucking jelly, sister. You fucking belong together, period.
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Date: 2008-06-05 06:44 pm (UTC)Re: locked
Date: 2008-06-05 06:46 pm (UTC)Re: locked
Date: 2008-06-05 06:48 pm (UTC)-HACKED- [locked]
Date: 2008-06-05 07:04 pm (UTC)Re: locked
Date: 2008-06-05 07:06 pm (UTC)Re: locked
Date: 2008-06-05 07:05 pm (UTC)I'm right and you know it, *Dad.*
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Date: 2008-06-05 07:12 pm (UTC)Was there a point to all this besides you being a brat and shoving me at your father, AGAIN?
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Date: 2008-06-06 04:15 pm (UTC)I think the pole up your ass is even BIGGER than the one up Dad's, swear to God.
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Date: 2008-06-06 04:26 pm (UTC)