[MYL] 26.1 & 2

[deep_red_bells]

A list of things that shock you:

--That the girls actually seem to listen to me.
--That even after I acted like such a brat, Terry has faith in me.
--That people put up with me.
--That my brother is actually pretty cool.
--That the boyfriend hasn't gotten fed up with everything that comes with the Solis package.
--That Home Improvement actually ran for eight seasons.
--That they canceled Drive (I'm still bitter!).

A list of things you try to ignore:
--Spike's bitching.
--Cain's bitching.
--Hank's bitching.
--Karina's bitching.
--Karina and Terry's inability to be in the same room for five seconds and not make out with each other.
--Half of everything Ethan says.
--Valkyrie's snarling.
--Jimmy Choo's website.