From, you know, that girl.

[deep_red_bells]

What Your Little Black Dress Says About You

You are sexy, outrageous, and daring. You love to push people's buttons. You are fearless and free spirited. You get people talking... and you don't care what they say about you. Your style is revealing, trendy, and flirty. You love to look good. If you were a shoe, you would be: Strappy sandals

The Little Black Dress Test

I DO NOT DRESS REVEALINGLY.

Comments

[my_strappyshoes]

Oh I don't know there. That little loopy strap thing you picked sure is REVEALING.

Though maybe they mean how you dress reveals the type of person you are?

[campjesus]

No I'm pretty sure the quiz is callin' her a ho.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

JINX!!

[campjesus]

OMG so doesn't count
(ho)

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

SO counts!
(NUH UH!)

[campjesus]

does not
(yah huh!)

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Does so, pinch poke you owe me a Coke!
(bitch don't make me come over there!)

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Really? I didn't think it was. I mean, maybe a little? But I so wouldn't normally pick the long poofy ballgown thing, unless it was for something really formal.

Mmmm, no, I think they meant they think I dress like a slut.

[alloy-avenger.livejournal.com]

Nnnn...I dunno...

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Right. Fine. I dress slutty.

[alloy-avenger.livejournal.com]

I don't think so.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

I don't either.

[black-irish-man.livejournal.com]

Well, now I'm just disappointed.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Well I don't!

[black-irish-man.livejournal.com]

*looks her over with a smirk*

You could...and believe me, rock it with that body.

So, enlighten me: why don't you?

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

It's not practical in the day to day and I'm just, not particularly comfortable with it?

[black-irish-man.livejournal.com]

*sigh*

You make me weep for the hot legs I could be checking out...ah well.

But seriously, wouldn't showing a little more skin make your job easier?

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

I prefer to reserve the skin showing for the boyfriend, sorry.

Mmmm, mostly because I engage in a lot of physical activity and the tight, cleavage revealing stuff and short skirts is very impractical.

[black-irish-man.livejournal.com]

Well...shit, shoot, and doggone it anyway.

Well, that's what I mean. You're a vampire...hunter type person, right? Not that I condone the activity in any way, shape, or form... Showing a little more skin might be conducive to drawing in your prey, dig it?

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Sorry. Very much taken.

Well, sure, if I'm club hunting, but even then I never go with the tiny skirts. I just cannot kick in a skirt. Absolutely refuse.

[black-irish-man.livejournal.com]

A gender mourns...

*ponders* *raises an eyebrow*

You got a twin sister? *grin*

[locked]

Okay, seriously...you REALLY kill vampires?

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

NO. I have a sister. I've never met her, though.

[locked]

Yes. Mystical calling. Let me guess. You take personal offense to this.