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(Stating for the record that these prompts are incredibly depressing. The other one was '10 things you want at your funeral' and let me also state for the record: I don't give a damn. I'll be dead. The wake and the funeral are for the people left behind's benefit, not the corpse in the box. Furthermore on all that cheerful 'If and when you die' paperwork the Bookworms had us fill out when we got to the school, I ticked the little box that said 'Catholic' and that should be plenty of instructions right there.)
1) My house in Corpus: there's a guy that lives in Dallas named Albert Martinez--he was my grandmother's, er, man friend, and he adored her and he took care of me after she died until I got where I could take care of myself. He should have her house.
2) My Xbox and games go to Spike. He's the only one who'd appreciate them.
3) My shoes--dear God, I shouldn't really will them to someone. I don't want to give anyone a reason to kill me. I have some nice shoes (I'm kidding. Mostly). I think Beth Ann and I are the same size, Valkyrie might be too. They can divide them up between the two of them.
4) My stereo and CDs go to Hank.
5) My DVD collection goes to Ford. I don't know that anyone else would appreciate the massive amounts of chick flicks and the complete series of Gilmore Girls.
6)Trying to think of things I even really own that anyone would want...I got a couple nice weapons, a kris, a couple knives, a few guns. Adam and Julian might appreciate them, so would Ruby.
7) Oh, those stakes that Buffy sent me for my birthday...give those back to Buffy. I'd have given you my shoes, hon, but I'm way taller than you and I seriously doubt we're the same size, though if you want any of them for apartment decor, feel free to grab them. :) Those red and black Maddens of mine would look lovely in a curio cabinet.
8) My books...man. I have so many books. I'd kind of like Julian to have them but I'd understand if he didn't have a place for them.
9) All the knick-knacks and pretty things I've pack-ratted over the years...I don't know, Spike. sort through them. Figure out who'd appreciate what.
10) Jewelry, I don't have a whole lot. Hank should have a few things, so should Beth Ann. Really, that's the sort of thing that should go to kids, but since I don't have any of those and don't plan to, just, whatever. I'm really really done talking about this.
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Date: 2008-06-08 04:54 pm (UTC)...and now I'm thinking I should do this. Y'know so people know
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Date: 2008-06-08 05:04 pm (UTC)I really don't care about the funeral. I've already left the instructions on where I wanted to be buried and what church I went to back home, but...funerals aren't for the dead, you know?
But the stuff you leave behind, I guess you should leave some sort of instructions for. Just to make it easier.
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Date: 2008-06-08 06:51 pm (UTC)bad days when I'm certain I'm going to HellI'm like dig me up first, put me in a nice cozy bed, soft music, candles, you know something that doesn't resemble Hell and let Willow do her witchy thing. Maybe get the Tivo ready with all the TV I've missed while dead. Y'know that sorta thing.Yeah because there are things that need specific instructions. Like the Scythe? Yeah...
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Date: 2008-06-08 07:03 pm (UTC)Oh, wow, yeah, definitely. I mean...that definitely needs to be kept safe.
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Date: 2008-06-08 07:16 pm (UTC)Yup and my instinct is to give it to Willow but it's the slayer scythe. It should go to a slayer. And I'm afraid if I gave it to Willow, she'd give it to Kennedy and I can't not stand the sight of her. Much less the idea of her with my scythe.
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Date: 2008-06-08 07:36 pm (UTC)Do you have, like, I don't know...a number two?
Who's Kennedy?
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Date: 2008-06-08 07:57 pm (UTC)Not really. I mean... Faith? That's who I think I'd leave it to. She's the 'active' slayer as far as the line goes. I mean, until I made things go all s'plody she was the one that would trigger the next slayer.
Kennedy is Willow's girlfriend. She was one of the potentials to came to Sunnydale and stayed at my house. She was trained to be a slayer from the time she was little, just in case. She wanted to take over from the moment she walked in.
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Date: 2008-06-08 08:08 pm (UTC)Ah. One of those. Right.
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Date: 2008-06-08 09:02 pm (UTC)Yeah...and she wasn't even a slayer. She'd never slain a vamp when she was giving me the crap and wanting to be leader.
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Date: 2008-06-08 09:07 pm (UTC)Jesus...yeah, I don't know her and I don't like her.
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Date: 2008-06-08 09:21 pm (UTC)I only put up with her because she's Willow's girlfriend.
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Date: 2008-06-09 04:58 am (UTC)The invite still good for dropping in and being that whole living image of what not to do?
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Date: 2008-06-08 05:53 pm (UTC)So thoroughly depressed now.
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Date: 2008-06-08 05:56 pm (UTC)I don't have a choice.
But, I will never forget you.
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Date: 2008-06-08 06:00 pm (UTC)Thanks.