After viewing a certain movie...

[deep_red_bells]

 

Dear Hollywood directors,

Killer plants are not scary. They're not, okay? NOT. SCARY. STOP TRYING TO MAKE SCARY KILLER PLANT
MOVIES.

No love,

Me.


 

Comments

[magic-fratboy.livejournal.com]

Dude, what movie were you watching?

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Yes, by all means, let me spare you the horrible movies.

The Ruins and The Happening. Killer plants. You will hurt yourself beating your head against the closest surface. Do not watch.

[zee-ali.livejournal.com]

Ohhh. Those make me laugh.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

I expected better from M. Night Shyamalan.

...That was possibly my first mistake. :P

[zee-ali.livejournal.com]

*snort*

Yes, he had one, semi-okay..ish, okay maybe not movie but the end result was it made a better comedy.

[mabofwinterdark.livejournal.com]

You've obviously never had a rose bush try to rip you to shreds.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Can't say I have, no.

[mabofwinterdark.livejournal.com]

Then you have no idea of the terror of plants.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

They just do not inspire fear in my. OMG KILLER MAN EATING PLANTS!! I'd be like "Uh...light fire. No more plants."

[mabofwinterdark.livejournal.com]

Have you ever tried to light a freshly green plant on fire?

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

You get anything hot enough it'll burn!

Plus, I has lots of sharp things with which to hack at plants.

[mabofwinterdark.livejournal.com]

*snorts* Not well.

A plant has no head to hack off.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

But it has to have a source! Hack at plant until source is reached. Plant dead.

[mabofwinterdark.livejournal.com]

Not true, some plants have a spread out root system that isn't a single point.

And yes, I know this is pointless arguement.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

...Okay. But that doesn't make them scary.

Pointless arguments are the most fun!

[mabofwinterdark.livejournal.com]

The fact that you probably can't kill them before they kill you?

Of course!

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

It's a plant! I'm a slayer!

[mabofwinterdark.livejournal.com]

I'm a faerie queen and I don't like plants!

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

I'll protect you from the plants!

[mabofwinterdark.livejournal.com]

Nah, I'll make plantcicles.